Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Student: “I’m cold” Math Teacher: “Then go to the corner!” Student: “Why?” Math Teacher: “Because it’s 90 degrees!” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/mathjokes/geometryjokes.html Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: $20 A Jewish boy asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, “Ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I’d be happy to give you a dollar, here’s a quarter.” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/moneyjokes.html Anyway, I hope that you had a great […]

Dear Readers, Today is my brother’s birthday! He turns 26 this year! I wish you a Happy Birthday! Here are two special Birthday jokes of the day: The Boss Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. “I don’t understand it!” the interrogating officer exclaims. “You’re an accomplished professional, a […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Four friends have been doing really well in their Calculus class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it’s time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend’s […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!    

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: I want to say a joke about blind people, but I just can’t see it being funny. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.” The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’ The little girl […]

Dear Readers, I am going to talk to you about the alphabet​. More specifically, the fact that I think that there is a distance between each letter in the alphabet. Now, let me explain what I mean. Whenever I say the letters of of the alphabet, I think that there is a set distance between […]

Dear Readers, This is a catch-up post because​ I have neglected to post for the past couple of days. I hope that you will forgive me. Here is the joke of the day: An old man asks his wife: “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In […]