Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: Why do batteries feel lonely? A: Because they’re never included in anything. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is joke of the day: Q: Why did the Oreo cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he lost his filling. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Happy Memorial Day and a Happy 100th Birthday to JFK! Here is the joke of the day: A lion would never drive while drunk. But a tiger wood. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What did one hat say to the other? A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: How do frogs die? A: They Kermit suicide! Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: What did the peanut say to the other peanut? It is dark in here.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.” Anyway, I hope that you had […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line? A: A full set of teeth! Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!