Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Today marks the first day of the final two weeks of classes for this semester! I can not wait for this semester to be done and over! Here is the joke of the day: Q: What do u call a seagull flying over the bay? A: A bagel.   Anyway, I hope that […]

Dear Readers, I want to wish a Happy Easter for those of you that celebrate it! For those of you who do not celebrate Easter, I want to wish you a Happy Sunday! Here is the joke of the day: Shoplifting An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband […]

Dear Readers, This is the 100th blog-post that I have published to this website! I want to thank all of the readers for your continued support and comments to this random blog on the internet! Even though lately I have only been posting jokes, I appreciate all of you for reading and maybe getting a […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Nursing Home A man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 year-old father. While there he notices the nurse is giving his father hot chocolate and Viagra. The man asks, “Why are you doing that? I mean, at his age what will it do […]

Dear Readers, I have so much work to get done, that I just want to do nothing. At least I have bowling tomorrow to calm me down a bit. Do you have a certain activity that you do to calm yourself down? (Besides reading this blog) Here is the joke of the day: Investment Advice If […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other two asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a […]

Dear Readers, Today was Palm Sunday; it marks the final days of Jesus’ journey. To celebrate, I had dinner with my entire family. It was really nice to see everyone for the first time since Super Bowl Sunday. Here is the joke of the day: Jesus Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Two accountants go to their credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and […]