Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Today is my brother’s birthday! He turns 26 this year! I wish you a Happy Birthday! Here are two special Birthday jokes of the day: The Boss Some employees bought their boss a gift for his birthday. Before opening the gift, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. “I don’t understand it!” the interrogating officer exclaims. “You’re an accomplished professional, a […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Four friends have been doing really well in their Calculus class: they have been getting top grades for their homework and on the midterm. So, when it’s time for the final, they decide not to study on the weekend before, but to drive to another friend’s […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter? Dear sir, Your internet access has been terminated due to illegal usage. Sincerely, your service provider.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!    

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: I want to say a joke about blind people, but I just can’t see it being funny. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A father put his 3year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma and good-bye Grandpa.” The father asked, ‘Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?’ The little girl […]

Dear Readers, I am going to talk to you about the alphabet​. More specifically, the fact that I think that there is a distance between each letter in the alphabet. Now, let me explain what I mean. Whenever I say the letters of of the alphabet, I think that there is a set distance between […]

Dear Readers, This is a catch-up post because​ I have neglected to post for the past couple of days. I hope that you will forgive me. Here is the joke of the day: An old man asks his wife: “Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there’s something I have to know. In […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further […]

Dear Readers, Here is the second vlog that I posted to this website; I hope that you enjoy the mediocre quality video. I promise that I will get better production quality soon. Here is the joke of the day: If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging. I hope that you had a great […]