Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a terrible car wreck? He was grading papers on a curve. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!
Month: April 2017
4/29/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | 2004 Chrysler PT Cruiser Limited
Dear Readers, I just bought a car! It is a 2004 Chrysler PT Cruiser Limited with only 63,000 miles put on it! The car looks great and drives really smooth! Here is what it looks like: I really like it and it should last about 6 to 7 more years. (Knock on Wood) Here is […]
4/28/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day, I put my root beer in a square glass. Now it’s just beer. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!
4/27/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: If you understand English, press 1. If you do not understand English, press 2. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!
4/26/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: At a planning meeting at my college, I congratulated a colleague on producing some superb student-guidance notes explaining how to combat plagiarism. “How long did it take you to write them?” I asked. “Not long,” he said. “I copied them from another university’s website.” Anyway, […]
4/25/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Finals
Dear Readers, Sorry that I missed the past few days of posts, but I have been studying for all of my final exams in the coming week. Here is the joke of the day: Just before the final exam in my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me. “Can you tell me what grade […]
4/24/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: I was at a restaurant and the waitress yelled “Does anyone know CPR?!”. I replied “I actually know the whole alphabet.” Everyone laughed except for this one guy. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!
4/23/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What’s Forrest Gump’s password? A: 1forrest1 Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!
4/22/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What computer sings the best? A: A Dell. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!
4/21/2017 | A Blog-Post Everyday | Joke of the Day
Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: Where does an animal go if it loses its tail? A: A retailer! Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!