Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Three women were sitting in a bar, (brunette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The brunette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other two asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I conceived so I will have a […]

Dear Readers, Today was Palm Sunday; it marks the final days of Jesus’ journey. To celebrate, I had dinner with my entire family. It was really nice to see everyone for the first time since Super Bowl Sunday. Here is the joke of the day: Jesus Jesus was walking along one day, when He came upon […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Two accountants go to their credit union on their lunch break, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Two people are flying in a hot air balloon and realize they are lost. They see a man on the ground, so they navigate the balloon to where they can speak to him. They yell to him, “Can you help us – we’re lost.” The man […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog. It was a sad funny kind of film, you know the type. In the sad part, the dog cried his eyes out, and […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Meditation Two Hindus meet on the street. One asks the other: “Hi, how are you?” The other ones replies: “I’m fine, thanks.” “And how’s your son? Is he still unemployed?” “Yes, he is. But he is meditating now.” “Meditating? What’s that?” “I dont know. But it’s […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: This is a little known tale of how God came to give the Jews the Ten Commandments. God first went to the Egyptians and asked them if they would like a commandment. “What’s a commandment?” they asked. “Well, it’s like, THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY,” replied […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most? A: Good Fry-day. Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Sorry, I forgot to post the past couple of days. However, it is kind of funny how I said that last post was my last and you haven’t seen in a few days. Anyway, I am back and ready to get going. Here is the joke of the day: Drinking and Driving An […]

Dear Readers, I regret to inform you that this is the last post that I will ever post to this website. April Fools! I will continue to post these seemingly pointless blog posts everyday for at least one year. Speaking of April Fool’s Day, did you guys go to Google Maps yet? Here is the […]