Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: What did God say when he made the first black man? “Damn, I burnt one.”   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: One day there was a blind carpenter working in the shop; he picked up a hammer and saw.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Why are cemeteries surrounded by fences? Because people are dying to get in.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: Wanna hear a joke about construction? A: Never mind, I’m still working on it.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: Why did the painting go to jail? A: It was framed.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What did one hat say to another? A: You stay here, I’ll go on a head.   – See more at: http://www.laughfactory.com/jokes/2#sthash.CgGnktNc.dpuf   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, “Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!” I said, “Wow!” Then her friend said, “She means 666-3629.” Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Today marks the first day of the month of May. The trees and flowers are going to be blooming soon and it will look beautiful! I can’t wait! Cheers to a beautiful month of May! Here is the joke of the day: What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny source: […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Did you hear about the college professor who was involved in a terrible car wreck? He was grading papers on a curve.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, I just bought a car! It is a 2004 Chrysler PT Cruiser Limited with only 63,000 miles put on it! The car looks great and drives really smooth! Here is what it looks like: I really like it and it should last about 6 to 7 more years. (Knock on Wood) Here is […]