Tom Palladino, CPA

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What do ducks like to eat? A: Quackers!   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, I talked with the computer repair guy and he gave me a really good deal on a new motherboard, processor, and RAM combo with discounted labor fees; so, that is great! Here is the joke of the day: Q: Why did the girl take toilet paper to the party? A: Because she was a party […]

Dear Readers, Today was the day when I finally took my motherboard to C.P.S Computers in my home town to get it professionally diagnosed. The results were sad. They called me up about four hours after I dropped off the board and told me that the board was fried and not recoverable. They also told […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Man #1: “What time is it?” Man#2: Looks at wrist. “About half passed a freckle”   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, I want to wish all of the Mothers a very happy Mother’s Day! Here is the joke of the day: One early morning, a lady went in to wake up her son. “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!” Son: “But why Mom? I don’t want to go.” Mom: “Give me […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: I was just having a conversation with someone who is about to buy a Mac. I was against it and an argument started. I said there were too few people supporting the Mac. He responded, “When was the last time you heard of a virus on […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you […]

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: Why did the student eat her homework? A: Because the teacher said it would be a ‘piece of cake’.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: What does a teddy bear say when you offer it a sandwich? A: “No thanks, I’m stuffed”   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!

Dear Readers, Here is the joke of the day: Q: Why did the boy take a ladder to school? A: It was a high school.   Anyway, I hope that you had a great day and I will see you tomorrow!